Ok. So in attempt to self congratulate myself and lighten this increasing brooding blog. I'm going to attempt to convince you I'm perhaps the greatest person to ever grace this sweet world.
How am I going to achieve this lofty goal. Well, I honestly think the work is practically done for me. I mean seriously take a quick look at this magnificent specimen. (See Facebook or Myspace pictures if I'm not readily available for your viewing pleasure.) I have the body of a Grecian god, the intellect of gargantuan proportions, I am also very humble and modest, the ladies love me, and the men want to be me. That and I am sloppy drunk with makes for much amusement. But, even with all that said I have a reason to think I am the greatest and here is why. Today marks my 3 month anniversary of the cessation of my old dirty habit of inhaling cancerous fumes down my esophagus. Okay that was a very long winded way of saying. Hey I havn't smoked in three months. Damn, that is a freaking quarter of a year baby. I am very impressed with my self for being able to forsake one of the most addicitive substances on earth. I am currently thinking of getting hooked on crack cocaine just to prove I can beat that as well. Though I have a feeling this will effect all those other aspect I mentioned earlier that make me such a great person.
But, in honor of this momentous occasion I've decided upon a new resolution to undertake. I know New Years was like months ago but, hey I like to be different from time to time. But, unluckily for all of you I am not going to tell you what it is. But, it will be life changing, earth shattering, and will consequently probably make me the greatest person on the face of the planet x2. I am sure you all are excited to see this new Cox in full form. It won't be an instetaneous change and hell you might not even tell something changed. But, I will become invincible, bullet proof, and I might just pick up some x-ray vision as a side effect. I am really excited and so should all of you. I mean seriously the fact that you know me will increase your social status to levels previously believed to be unfathomable.
Well maybe all that wont happen but, at least I havn't smoked in 3 months.
4 comments:
Excellent blog.
Hahaha, I laughed the entire time because I thought it was great.
Congrats on not smoking!!
OMG, that is SO great!!!! Keep it up!
congrats michael. i'm so proud of you!
I'm working on a literature review on smoking and the risk of postoperative complications.. everyday I'm reading articles about the effects of smoking on our physical health and i think to myself how so very happy i am that you quit!
In case you need a little boost of encouragement one of these days, here's the latest i've read:
"The cardiovascular consequences of cigarette smoking may not be as readily recognized as the adverse respiratory consequences. Smoking results in sudden death, myocardial infarction, coronary heart disease, worsened outcomes after angioplasty or bypass surgery, cerebrovascular disease, aortic aneurysm, peripheral vascular disease, increased risk of complications of hypertension and impotence."
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